Questions & Answers

What can I expect?

All treatments are performed on a professional massage table with fresh linens & towels. This is a no rush service. Your time starts on the table, not when you come in the door. You will be treated with a dignified approach. I set high standards for your upmost comfort & relaxation. Regular comfort checks are standard practice.

What massages do you do?

All treatments are as advertised. I'm often asked for sports massage. I do not offer this. My services are about relaxation, not inflicting pain.

How do I book?

The same as you would for any other professional massage service. I generally take bookings up to 48 hours in advance for new clients. Regular clients can give up to a weeks notice. Sometimes short notice bookings may be available with a minimum of 1-2 hours notice.

How do I pay?

Payment is made upfront as this is an adult service. Cash is preferred.

£2.00 surcharge is added to card payments (when available), please mention at the time of booking if you would like to pay by card.

Do you offer Body to Body massage/Nuru?

I do not offer this type of service.

What will you wear?

Let me know if you have any particular lingerie colour preference at the time of booking. I do not take uniform requests. I perform massages in bare or stocking feet. Heels are not an option as they cause misalignment issues.

Is touching allowed, can I massage you & can you do XYZ?

Whilst I realise you may have strong urges it's always best to ask before acting on impulse so not to cause offense. My Yoni is strictly off limits. I do not offer intimate escort services, so please don't ask for more than advertised. My service is about giving a relaxing experience to my clients who are receptive to soothing feminine energies. Gentle above the waist touching is acceptable.

Can I shower?

Most people shower before they arrive. One quick shower may be available, if you are unable to wash before you arrive because of work commitments. Please mention this when you book. Oils are toweled off within my massage routines. Disposable flannels are always on offer both before & after session.

How old are you & do you have age limits?

I'm aged in my late thirties. I prefer clients to be aged over 25.

Do you use talc or oils?

Organic oils of high quality with organic essential oils Not strong smelling, so as to arouse in a subtle way. Oils are toweled off as part of my massage routine. I never use talc, it's messy & bad for our respiratory systems.

Do you see disabled?

There is no wheelchair access & I can't assist in lifting or dressing.

Why aren't you answering the phone?

Messages & calls are picked up within the advertised weekday timings on my home page. I do not respond to messages sent late at night or when I'm closed. I sometimes use an automated sms app. It's best to send me a text or email if you can't get through by calling. Unfortunately some people will be blocked for bad behaviour, such as time wasting & safety warning alerts. I operate a zero tolerance policy for time wasting, last minute cancellations & boundary pushing.

Etiquette

Rules of the House;

Age limits - Happy to see clients aged over 25 & no upper age limit.
Body sprays - Please refrain from using strong smelling grooming products before or after. Use them in your car in your space not mine.
Cancellations - Last minute cancellations & no shows will be blacklisted.
Consent- I do not consent to inappropriate touching (which is classed as molestation). Rough manhandling & boundary pushing for more is not acceptable. This also includes voyeurism by way of secret filming. I will not hesitate to report offenders to the authorities.
Discretion - Lack of discretion may cause issues for both parties. We both have the right to privacy. Invasive personal questions will not be welcomed.
Hygiene - Lack of personal hygiene may result in refusal of services either in part or full. A 50% cancellation fee is chargeable. Showering & wash cloths are provided. Please shower before you arrive (where possible) for optimum hygiene.
Intoxication - I reserve the right to refuse treatment with intoxicated people.
Lateness - If you arrive over 10 minutes late without letting me know, the booking may be cancelled or time will be reduced from the session. This is chargeable at the full price for the time you booked.
Payment - Cash is preferred & always required upfront by everyone.
Refunds - Comfort checks will be in practice at various stages of treatment. If you are not happy at any stage in the bookings you must say so. Asking for a refund at the end with no indication of discomfort, will result in a complaint to the Police & National Ugly Mugs. No refunds are offered after treatment. Should I decide to discontinue the treatment for bad behaviour, I reserve the right to keep the full payment for my booked time.
Respect - The common courtesy of dignity is always expressed outwards from me. Disrespectful clients will be asked to leave & blacklisted. Details will also be passed to colleagues via various online safety reporting platforms.
Smoking - I cannot accommodate heavy smokers.
Time - respect mine as I respect yours. Messages sent late at night or early in the morning, shows lack of respect for my time.
Withheld numbers - Are rejected/blocked off. A displayed mobile phone number is required to make booking. I will not take a booking off a landline number unless it's for an outcall.
Yoni - is strictly off limits, as I outline in my FAQs. Also see the above point on consent.