Questions & Answers

What can I expect?

All treatments are performed on a high end professional massage therapy table, with a detachable head rest. You will be treated with a dignified approach. I set high standards for your upmost comfort & relaxation. Regular comfort checks are standard practice. This is a safe space to explore an erotic massage experience.

Everything is provided. Flannels & towels are always on offer, both before & after session. This is a no rush service. Your time starts on the table, not when you come in the door. All you need to bring is good manners & my fee.

What massages do you do?

All treatments are as advertised on the services page. This is a sensual relaxation massage therapy experience. Massages are performed similar to regular massages with extra zing. Body parts which are usually off limits are touched with consent.

How do I book?

The same as you would for any other professional service. I prefer phone calls to texts.

Text message bookings are only available with existing clients. I will reply to sensible text inquiries but all bookings with new clients, are to be finalised by phone call. For my personal assurance & safety.

Sometimes short notice bookings may be available with a minimum of 1 hours notice. It's always best to give as much notice as possible, to secure the day/time you'd like.

How do I pay?

Payment is made in cash on arrival. If I require a deposit, this can be by way of amazon vouchers. I do not give out bank details. I'm looking into online payment methods.

Do you offer Body to Body massage/Nuru?

I do not offer this type of service for several reasons. My style is more sensual than sleazy.

Can I massage you & can we do XYZ & have sex if I pay you more?

My services are as advertised. I do not offer intimate escort services, as is clearly stated on my services & home page. This includes fetish & roleplay type sessions. Please don't ask for more than advertised. This causes offence & is deemed as sexual harassment.

Services are confirmed at the time of booking. Anyone asking for more services in person & who is being disrespectful, will be asked to leave. Without refund. See the Etiquette section for detailed terms & conditions.

Gentle touching above the waist, is on offered at my discretion. I will not tolerate rough man handling. It's always best to ask for consent before touching someone.

What will you wear? Will you wear heels & Stocking?

I will wear similar as to what you see in my photos. With professional, discreet attire to greet you at the door. Massages are performed in bare feet. Heels are not an option as they cause misalignment issues.

I no longer wear stocking, as they are a disposable, 1 use item. Aside from them causing other issues i.e. rashes & heat stroke in summer!

You can see me in heels/stocking etc in my private gallery photos & videos. If you have any particular lingerie colour preference at the time of booking, this can be requested. I do not take tacky outfit requests i.e nurse, maid etc. This is not an fantasy escort service. I do not cater to niche fetish requests. These will be ignored.

Can I shower?

Most people shower before they arrive, if coming from home. One quick shower (pre session) is available, if you are unable to wash before you arrive because of work commitments. **Please mention this when booking**. I do not offer showering after. As many have often proven, to have very little consideration for my time & resources. Having a negative knock-on effect to my schedule.

I do not use couch roll, so there's no paper left sticking to your skin. I use oils sparingly & do not use fragranced aromatherapy oils. Your discretion is assured. Oils are, of course towelled off within my massage sequence & a warm (essentials) clean down is given afterwards. Flannels & towels are always on offer both before & after session to use in the bathroom.

How old are you & do you have age limits?

I'm aged in my late thirties. I prefer clients to be aged over 25.

Do you use talc or oils?

Water based oils are used. Oils are toweled off as part of my massage sequence. I never use talc, it's messy & bad for our respiratory systems. If you don't like oil I can use body lotion on your skin.

Why aren't you answering the phone?

Messages & calls are picked up within the advertised opening hours on my home page. I will usually respond within a couple of hours. I do not respond to messages sent at unsociable times of the day. Or on my days off. It's best to send me a text or email if you can't get through by calling.

Withheld numbers are automatically blocked. UK numbers only. I can not return calls from international numbers. Please use Whatsapp if you are on an international number.

If you use RCS chats you may not receive my reply. I DO NOT USE RCS CHATS.

Do you see disabled?

You must be able to climb stairs. I cannot assist in lifting or dressing. I do not have a hydraulic assisted table. I don't offer home visits, neither can I see people with carers, for discretion.

Etiquette

Rules of the House;

Age limits - Happy to see clients aged over 25 with no upper age limit.
Behaviour - The common courtesy of dignity is always expressed outwards from me. Disrespectful clients will be asked to leave & blacklisted. Details will also be passed to colleagues for a safer working environment. Lack of respect towards me, will result in immediate cancellation of the booking. Should this happen, I reserve the right to keep the full fee for my booked time.
Body sprays - Please refrain from using aerosols in my property.
Cancellations - Last minute cancellations & no shows will be blacklisted. People who cancel, with notice may be offered another chance with a deposit on the next booking attempt.
Consent- I do not consent to inappropriate touching (classed as molestation). Rough manhandling & boundary pushing for more services is never acceptable. This includes voyeurism, by way of filming. I will not hesitate to report offenders to the authorities. Anyone caught using filming equipment runs the risk of the equipment being confiscated & damaged. There is CCTV outside & on the property in public (non undressing) areas.
Discretion - We both have the right to privacy. Invasive personal questions will be ignored. Lack of discretion may cause issues for both parties. On arrival & exit it's best to talk quietly. Do not use loudspeaker on your phone when approaching from outside.
Hygiene - Lack of personal hygiene may result in refusal of services either in part or full. A 50% fee is chargeable, should I decline the booking for hygiene issues. Such as contagious rashes for example.
Intoxication - I reserve the right to refuse treatment with intoxicated people. Do not bring alcohol or drugs into the property.
Lateness - If you arrive over 10 minutes late without telling me, the booking may be cancelled or time reduced from the session. This is chargeable at the full fee for the time booked.
Legalities - consent between two adults is required to commence a booking. Brothels are illegal in the UK. I do not employ others. I am registered as self employed with HMRC.
Payment - Cash is preferred & always required upfront by everyone. Unfortunately many card reader companies do not support adult businesses. Regular clients may pay by bank transfer.
Refunds - Asking for a refund at the end, with no indication of discomfort, will result in a complaint to the Police & National Ugly Mugs. No refunds are offered unless I cancel your booking for something on my part.
Smoking - This is no smoking venue, so no heavy smokers. You know the saying, "if you smoke, you stink". It costs time & money airing out the treatment space from toxic lingering smells. Light smoking/vaping shouldn't be a major issue, if you are outside & leave time in-between before arrival.
Time - respect mine as I respect yours. See lateness as above. Timewasting is not tolerated. If you book an appointment, you will be expected to arrive as planned, a few minutes before the booked time.
Withheld numbers - Are rejected/blocked off for personal safety reasons. Landlines are ignored because of sales calls & public pay phones. A displayed mobile phone number is required to make a booking. No exceptions.
Yoni - is strictly off limits, as I outline in my FAQs. Also see the above point on consent.

These are my legal terms & conditions of sale of service.